Chris Takes Out The Trash
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The 10 greatest songs of the 21st century coming up. We'll sit and spend with a daily mix morning show right after emails on our question. What is the most ridiculous way? Your body's been damaged. 206-803 rock. Hello, Chris. Welcome to the men's room. Ola! Ola! First time call, a long-time listener. You guys are awesome. Oh, thank you, brother. |
| 0:21.2 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:23.1 | Yep. So when I was about 10 or 11, I was taking out a bag of trash, and it started |
| 0:29.5 | fall out of my hand, so I reached out, tried to grab it again, and through the bag, |
| 0:34.1 | I grabbed a serrated can lid, like a can of vegetable lid. |
| 0:39.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.4 | And, like, caught it right in the nooks of the fingers bend on the inside, and, like, cut |
| 0:46.0 | up, cut open off five of my fingers on one hand, right in the nook of the fingers. |
| 0:51.4 | Jesus, man. |
| 0:52.4 | It didn't cut them off, though, right? |
| 1:13.7 | No, I didn't cut them off. One of them went, the pinky, I think it was, went to the bone, but I didn't cut them off or anything and just, but because of the fold of it, they couldn't stitch it or anything. They had to pretty much super gloom and hold it in place so it couldn't move so the super glue could help heal it together again. |
| 1:15.7 | Hopefully you only eat frozen vegetables now. |
| 1:17.2 | All right. |
| 1:19.2 | You know, can vegetables suck anyway. |
| 1:21.8 | They do, but even like soup, any of that stuff. |
| 1:23.1 | My parents don't always freak out. |
| 1:23.7 | Dangerous. |
| 1:25.0 | Those are super dangerous, man. |
| 1:29.7 | We used to get back in the day before they put them in a little plastic containers, |
| 1:41.9 | Skippy pudding. Was it skipy? Something like that. Whatever the pudding was. Snack packs, I know. Yeah, snack pack, but they had it in metal cans. Those were Del Monte. Was it Del Monte? Del Monte and Hunts with those things. Yeah, so you had to like, you know, popped a lid off. |
| 1:44.6 | But your parents put them in your lunch every day. |
| 1:52.1 | And my mother, every day was like whatever you do do not lick the lid of the pudding cam I'm like mom I've got it and every single day I licked that top as much as I |
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