Marcus Likes Tools

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

We get in to our Mens Room Question: Big or Small, what did you "maybe" take that you didn't pay for?

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0:00.0	Hello, Marcus. Welcome to the men's room.
0:03.2	Hello, fellas.
0:04.0	Oh, la, easy.
0:05.4	Hang on.
0:06.0	Before you poop again.
0:07.5	Even when you say it quiet.
0:09.4	Hello.
0:10.5	You can't say on the radio.
0:12.5	Shit, b*, f, f, cuck, sucker, mother, and f*.
0:17.4	Please keep those words in mind when calling.
0:19.8	Now back to the program.
0:21.5	All right, Marcus, try it again.
0:23.7	All right.
0:24.9	So about 25 years ago, all the schools in my community were under construction.
0:32.9	So on a Saturday night, I went through and cut all the gates and put my own padlocks on.
0:43.3	And then Sunday morning, I came in with my truck, with my own sign on the side of the truck,
0:50.7	and grabbed a tool trailer from each site.
0:53.9	Oh, damn, man.
0:56.2	I am not proud of me. I am not proud of myself.
0:58.8	It was a long time ago.
1:00.2	You got to forgive yourself for stuff.
1:02.1	But that said, how many thousands of dollars worth of tools do you think you got?
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