You ate 12 moon pies, three dozen McNuggets, and you watched all of the Home Alone sequels?

That's what you did all day?

I find this line of interrogation fairly meaningless.

What is your point?

This is junk food cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema on Film School Rejects.

Who were these guys?

Welcome to another sweet and savory episode of junk food cinema here on FilmSchoolrejects.com.

This is the weekly cult and exploitation film podcast so good, it just has to be fattening.

These movies are like the lost shoes along the highway of cinema history.

We snatch them up, we dust them off, and we pair them with a sloppy, sugary junk food item that represents that viewing.

I am your host, Brian Salsbury, and with me as always is my friend and co-pilot, novelist slash screenwriter, Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

Hi.

And I want to remind you guys that junk food cinema is available on iTunes.

And if you've been listening to us on iTunes and you haven't left a rating or review on

there, we'd really appreciate you doing

that. Let us know what you think of the show. Do it already. We've been asking you for a year now.

We've gotten really glowing reviews on there. And frankly, I'm just a little bit embarrassed.

So even if you don't like the show, leave something there, just to keep us from getting egos. We're also available on Stitcher, although I don't know how their review system works,

because I still haven't figured out the voodoo that is Stitcher.

You can also follow us on Twitter at Junk Food Cinema

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