March Badness: Worst People in Restaurant
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. I know it's opening day for baseball. No one's more excited about that than Omar, but we're also in the middle of a tournament called March Madness. And here at K Rock, it's time for another bracket of badness as we try to figure out who is the worst person that you will encounter at a restaurant. |
| 0:44.2 | A brand new blank bracket sits in front of us. |
| 0:46.7 | You will help us fill it out by giving us your nominees. |
| 0:49.5 | We will put our eight favorite ones onto the bracket and then determine who is the absolute worst person |
| 0:54.5 | at a restaurant. And there are so many possible nominees that have been pulling through throughout |
| 0:59.5 | the show on the text line. But phones are open for you now at 800. 52060-60. As we kick off a brand new |
| 1:07.1 | bracket of badness on Kay Rock. Allie, why don't you go ahead and give us your first pick out of the gate and then we'll start |
| 1:12.7 | taking these calls and filling out our bracket of terrible people you will encounter at any |
| 1:18.3 | restaurant. |
| 1:19.2 | Well, it's so different because you could be sitting with somebody that's a horrible person |
| 1:24.1 | or you could be the server experiencing a horrible person. Or you could be the horrible server that comes up right when you take a giant bite of your food to ask you, how's everything? And they always wait until you've, I feel like it's a joke. They wait until you're sitting there. They could have asked you any question, but they wait until you take your first giant bite of food. Have everything you need? How's everything? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or the person that leaves and says, I'll be, do you need a couple more minutes and then you, they never come back. Man. That's the worst because I'm like, no, no, no, no, we don't need another couple minutes. I got this. Please don't leave. I know you'll never come back. They're gone. You know, you'll never see them again. Yes, but then, you know, as the server, the person who is the cheap ass and is like, hey, I'll take this and can I get an extra plate? And you're like, oh man, this is going to suck. But also the person who jokes with the waiter. The Joker? The Joker, the one who's like, I'm going to try my stand-up material. I'm going to try and be cool and joke with the server, tell my jokes, and they're all so cringe. They say, like, how do you like your steak? And they're like, immediately. Yeah, and you're like, ugh. Yeah, but then the server's in a bad spot because they have to do that fake laugh. They're like, market price. Does that mean free? Right, right, right. No, it doesn't. But the server's going, I got to give up a pleasant chuckle because I got to get this tip. And meanwhile, the person thinks they're killing it, so they use that same routine on every server ever because they're like, oh, my market price joke killed. Everyone hates that person because the person you're with, like your family hates you and the server hates you. |
| 2:53.8 | Ruben, I think you're going to give us an early odds-on number one seed in the bracket of badness for people at a restaurant. |
| 3:01.6 | Who do you got for us? |
| 3:04.2 | I have bring your kids. |
| 3:27.1 | Bring their kids and kids just uncontroll of yelling and parents Don't do nothing about it Yeah, it's one thing Unsupervised children It's terrible It's where you've just accepted That the restaurant is the babysitter now And as a result The kids were just They're rolling around under the table Yeah, and I get get it. Listen, I've many times that I walk out of restaurants holding my kid. |
| 3:40.8 | Like, we're out of here. I'll be sitting in the car for this meal. Really? Yeah, because if they're at that point where you realize now you're inconveniencing other people, I wait for like my second eye roll. Once I feel my second eye roll, I got to get the hell out of there. A lot of people, and this is what who's talking about, the people that just go. |
| 3:41.6 | They can tune it out. |
| 3:42.4 | Zero F's given. |
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