HOUR 4- My Band is Better Than Jake's, Ally's Dodger Hacks and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.1	It's Klein Alicia.
0:32.3	No 6.7. KROQFM and H.D. Pasadena.
0:35.6	Los Angeles.
0:36.3	Orange County.
0:37.1	The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world, famous K Rock. Hell yeah, here we go. Looking for you, call it 20. Get you on that standby list to see some sublime, and we will play that new sublime song in a moment as well. In case you missed it, they will premiere it yesterday right around this time on K Rock. And if you heard it, we'll give it to you to you again.
1:12.0	We played it a few times yesterday. So why not kick off the hour with that get someone excited to hop on the standby boarding list to go see them in the Netherlands. Today is opening day for baseball. Everyone's excited about that. Dodgers. I mean, yesterday was technically opening day, but today is opening day for Dodgers. So as far as we're concerned, opening day for baseball.
1:44.9	It's time for Dodger baseball. That's the worst. Dude, what are you doing? What was that? You just insulted all of L.A. And I hate baseball. Yeah, what did you just do there? That was like Skeletor. And now the shenanigans are through. The parking is done and it's time for Dodger baseball. The parking is done. I don't know what he said. I can't remember. You're like uh, shik herning and you're combining the two. She's combining a few people. Yeah. That was supposed to... Nothing like Vince Scully.
1:46.4	Holy crap.
1:50.6	The bygones be bygones, and it's time for Dodger baseball.
1:53.0	I don't think anyone's ever said that.
1:55.2	Don't push your agenda on us, man.
1:59.5	Listen, I don't stand by what Ali just did, and as far as I'm concerned, hashtag cancel Ali. But here is Omar's reason why he does not care about the return of baseball.
2:04.4	Just a bit outside.
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