March 9th 2020
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2020
⏱️ 165 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up with the program apparently if you kiss a girl you're supposed to marry her |
| 0:04.0 | thought everybody knew that pretty rude to kiss a girl with no intentions to |
| 0:07.6 | marrying her this poor puppy's got spots on its face in the shape of male |
| 0:11.6 | genitalia nobody wants to pet it in a high school |
| 0:14.7 | principal demands to pre-approve all the girls prom dresses plus a brand new deadbeat |
| 0:19.8 | mom call and we got b. M. Jeopardy. You should listen. |
| 0:24.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention attention please. |
| 0:35.0 | The show starts in five, four, three, |
| 0:42.0 | three, two, one. |
| 0:49.0 | Good morning class. |
| 0:50.0 | Say hello to Billy Madison. |
| 0:52.6 | Billy Madison. |
| 0:55.6 | You want me take my shirt off for you? |
| 0:57.0 | No, thank you. |
| 0:58.0 | Okay, Jamie. |
| 0:59.0 | What up? |
| 1:03.0 | But Jesus. |
| 1:05.0 | Man, this daylight savings is ass. |
| 1:08.0 | So it wrecks me. |
| 1:10.0 | I hate this time of year. |
| 1:12.0 | I don't I don't get it either because it's like I knew it was coming I knew it was coming |
| 1:16.1 | should only apply to farmers yeah they don't mind that but it's just like I don't know it just it |
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