Give it up with the program we got a deadbeat mom call.

Butler's in the buff, yes, men cleaning houses with their butt cheeks.

There's a new dating website for guys that have small penises.

And a guy wants to know what to do when his girlfriend takes a dump and then leaves a dirty mess in the toilet.

Should be a good show. That's all coming up. Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.

The show starts in five, four, three, two, one, go. Good morning, class. One.

Go. Good morning class. Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison.

You want me to take my shirt off on?

No, thank you.

Okay, Ginger.

What a, biddies.

Whoo!

So, there were some reports out there that if you did cocaine, it would cure your coronavirus.

Yeah, cocaine makes you feel like you can defeat anything.

Yes, well, the French government has come out and said that that is not true it's a false rumor about that the

false rumor that was being spread around social media that cocaine yeah I

don't know if the French government I don't know if the French government can come out and say what does and doesn't cure coronavirus

Yeah, I mean that just seems like a harsh

Decision by them to release that statement.

This dude sent me a photo of an airplane ride.

The only passenger.

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