March 4, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2009

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show: We've written a song of thanks for a listener's gift. Plus, celebrating National Grammar Day with the Grammar Lady, Jane Straus.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hooray for you! You're listening to TBTL on 973 Cairo at BAM!
0:10.0	This coming from a guy who sold purpose in life is to walk up and down Venice Boulevard.
0:16.0	This coming from a guy who sold purpose in life is to walk down Venice Beach trying to pick up girls with like free yeager shot signs.
0:22.0	That's hilarious. This coming from a guy who's trying to f*** you.
0:26.0	This coming from a guy who likes girls a whole bunch.
0:38.0	This is like hanging out with Lenny from Mice and Men.
0:40.0	Good book. Love it.
0:42.0	Yeah, like you read it 10 times.
0:44.0	10 times. Okay, let me ask you something.
0:46.0	What's Lenny's favorite thing in life?
0:48.0	No, no, don't look. Let me ask you. What's Lenny's favorite thing in life?
0:50.0	Oh, you don't know?
0:52.0	I know. Do you know?
0:54.0	Mice.
0:56.0	Yeah, it's Mice.
1:00.0	Welcome to a Wednesday night edition of TBTL.
1:04.0	The show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:08.0	There are all my calls.
1:10.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 188 pounds.
1:18.0	Last night I had over seven trump stakes, which I chased with some pie.
1:26.0	Why? You ask? Well, I think it's obvious.
1:28.0	Pie. It just fills the cracks of the heart.
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