What's up? Welcome, Billy Massage Show. We got a dude on the show that needs a kidney.

I asked John. And I was like, John, I need something from you. And he's like, wow, that.

I was like, I need your kidney. Because you don't need it. Yeah. And he's like, I'm not

doing that. Find somebody else. I got his exact words. I was like, he goes, I wouldn't

give my mother a kidney is what he said. He's such a jerk. I mean, Jared was right here

and John's like, I'm like, no, dude, we're not asking for a ball. We're just asking for

a kidney. Yeah. People too. You don't need both. Yeah. Do I need both my kidneys? So you

would not, you would not, if you were a match, you would not give Jared a kidney. No.

You know, I could die, right? Yeah. You could also find somebody else. There's a lot

of people on this world. That's right. This big ass earth, big ass planet. And so you don't

want to get what was your reservation? Yeah. And you know, helping out your buddy there.

I mean, I don't, I just don't want doctors going inside my body again. Right. You got

one lung, right? Yeah. So it's so kind of mismatched in there. Well, we take one of

them kidneys and then it's all match. Yeah. No, I'm, yeah. I don't know. Is there like

anything else that if for me, if I give them my kidney? No, just, you know, a key to

heaven, sir, key to heaven. Is there anything else that is for me? So you want like cash

money? That would be awesome. So how much you want Jared to pay you for the kidney? Or a car?

Yeah. Like you want you to buy that car. You want a Range Rover. A Range Rover. Rover.

Huh. You know what, John? What? You're never going to own a Range Rover ever.

If I give my kidney, I probably get on a range. No, I know you won't. Yeah. I can't be.

I probably would. No, that's not how it works. I got that person. What a range person.

How about a garbage person? I mean, saying for your death, I just don't want anybody to take

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