April 1st 2021
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2021
⏱️ 166 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What up? Welcome Billy Madison show John you change your mind you're gonna give Jared a kidney. No, no, no, no. Gosh still a jerk. I mean still a jerk. Yeah, I don't |
| 0:14.3 | I'm a Range Rover or iPhone with or with you know free phone for life. That's right. Then I'm in a gas card for life and a gas card for life. |
| 0:24.6 | You got anything else, you know, because we know that Jared is looking for a kidney is looking for a living donor. Yeah, whatever could replace my mother. Okay, then I'll give him my kidney. Okay, because you have to replace your mom. Yes, why? |
| 0:36.3 | Because she's she's the one that pays for all my stuff. Okay, so she would be very mad if you gave up a kidney. Pretty much pretty much. I think so. |
| 0:43.0 | God, you have also garbage person. Do you have kidney disease in your family? |
| 0:47.6 | Yeah, we have horrible kidney disease just bad. I might die too. Okay, you have two working kidneys, right? You don't want these though. No, I think I think maybe because something to do with my like one |
| 0:59.1 | Lung in my heart. Also, I think if Jared got your kidney, he'd start looking at weird porn. Dude start looking at relatives in a sexual way. Like I think you have demon organs. Yeah, you |
| 1:09.7 | don't want me. You don't want my kidney, dude. I think one of those lungs was like just off, right? There was something wrong with that long, right? |
| 1:17.2 | And they're like, hey, we got to take it out. Is there anything wrong with it? No, not at all. It's just like, it's evil. |
| 1:25.1 | Right. Is that possibility or where did you actually have something wrong with you? I do actually have something wrong with me. |
| 1:31.2 | Besides, what's wrong with you? I don't know. I think that's one of my boys is all nasal and everything too. I don't have a normal voice. I'm not normal person. |
| 1:39.2 | So like, I feel like because of my organs, I'm not normal. All right. I think you would probably turn into a John. Jared, if you got to say this, Jared reminds me of my grandmother. |
| 1:50.2 | Okay. I mean, obviously they're about the same height. Yeah. But they remind me they're like the same person because my grandma had the same thing. Like kidney disease runs in my family. |
| 2:00.0 | So she was on dialysis all the time. I remember we'd have to take the bus to go to dialysis, right? |
| 2:05.3 | We didn't have a car. Sometimes we get rides. And I just have to sit down there and do my homework. Yeah, that was a pain in the ass. |
| 2:11.7 | It is, it is insanely convenient though. Like when Jared needs a kidney and then everybody around them's like, my family has kidney disease. |
| 2:21.0 | I'm raising my family. Everybody's like, I did a fight themselves. Yeah. Kidney disease survive over here. Yeah. For sure. You're getting that a lot, Jared. I have actually. Yeah. |
| 2:32.2 | We're going to find him a kidney. I made a little debut. Now Derek, Derek, he always talks about his strong lines. And he comes from my little Jared. I go, I go, listen, let's see if somebody else comes through. If nobody else does, I got you. He's got you. I think, you know, with my weight and stuff like that, I already am going to have health problems. So, but like, I'm not going to let Jared die. That's right. You know what I mean? I will say this. Derek is a better person than John. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to |
| 3:02.2 | Jared to die either, but you do. But like, it jaws defense, like John just got fired yesterday. So yeah, it's like, well, he's still going to come in once in a while, right? |
| 3:12.9 | No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so. I think he's done. Oh, man. What do we need for on the days when we don't use him? |
| 3:25.4 | Snackies. Right, John. I got your back, buddy. I hope you're just not good at radio. I know. I know. But we'll try Daniel out with Daniel. |
| 3:33.3 | Crasher burn. He might suck ass. No, he might wreck shop. Yeah, he's gonna, he's gonna wreck shop. You know, he can't talk so much. He's been feeding the rock music scene better than I do. |
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