Start the show. I will not start the show. Start the show. I will not start the show. You start it, start it. Okay. Okay. I'll start the show. Oh my God, I slept for a bit. It's TBTO.

I just had some thoughts that I wanted to share with people.

Jim, you're 6'11. Anyway, 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you.

Boom, roasted. White, you're a kiss ass. Boom, roasted. Pam, you failed art school. Boom, roasted. Meredith.

You slept with so many guys. You're starting to look like one. Boom, roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom, roasted.

You're teeth called. Your breath stinks. Boom, roasted. Angela, where's Angela? Well, there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom, roasted. Stanley, you crushed your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted. Oscar, you're gay. Andy, Colonel, call. They think you suck. And you're gay or the Oscar?

Meanwhile, you're tuned into a Tuesday night edition of TBTO. Boom, un-roasted.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live. I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard. I can't believe you're still on the air.

Here's what's coming up tonight on the program. Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TBTO. Singer, Rachel, Yamagata performs. The war against people saying,

Meh, a 10 gets her stolen dog back. It may or may not be named snuggles. And TBTO is turning 305.

Two, that is. They'll have a big announcement about their upcoming party.

You can see that great radio runs in the family. I am your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189.0.5 pounds. Did do a little eagle soaring today. I'm happy to report.

And I saw good things in my future. And then I realized that I had been running with the wind at my back.

I run along Lake Washington. I live a bit away from Lake Washington, but it's like a five or ten minute jog.

And I had this feeling, I thought, boy, I haven't run for a couple of months. I shouldn't be gliding along on Gossamer wings as I am.

And then I, when I turned around, I realized it's because there was about a 40 to 50 knot tailwind that I was then running into.

So I staggered home and ate an entire tube of rich crackers, but that's fine.

189.5, I can totally live with that. High-flash.

I love Jesus, but I drink a little.

Hi.

You were basically in Lady Heaven today. Yes.

As we had a chat and a performance by Rachel Yamagata as you heard my mom promoting.

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