This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.

It's come along and that happens over to the right.

It hits the wall and bounces past the white line. I'm not sure what that means.

And that happens.

I like turtles.

Big wolf.

I volunteer with children who have muscular dystrophy.

Some nine years ago, I spent time with a woman I shouldn't have.

And I paid her with a check. I wish I hadn't done that.

I think we can all agree that it's a great time to be a lady in America.

Here in Canada, everyone has three parents.

My mother's English Canadian, my father's French Canadian,

and my third parent is an eagle with a jet Daniels face.

98, 99, 100, 100 comes every day.

Every day, each armpit.

In consumable.

Shoot me!

Finians vary.

I say, I say, was that dope?

What's up, dogs and doggets?

Welcome to a Monday Night edition of TBTL.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

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