March 28, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
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🗓️ 28 March 2008
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Mr. T. Update / Jen's medical degree / Luke's marathon partner
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| 0:00.0 | This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo. |
| 0:10.0 | Back your life at the Waterfront Village with my friends, a zombie, Jonathan. |
| 0:15.0 | You're looking good, Jonathan. Just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think? |
| 0:19.0 | I like turtles. |
| 0:21.0 | Alright, you're great, zombie. |
| 0:25.0 | And you dancing with the stars. And you! |
| 0:30.0 | Man, it is nasty out there. |
| 0:33.0 | Leap in the hood, come to do no good. Leap in the hood, come to do no good. |
| 0:37.0 | That's impossible, there's no such thing as trolls. And how do you explain the dead unicorns? |
| 0:43.0 | Do you think y'all can handle this? |
| 0:46.0 | You three seem to just be in your happy little family. |
| 0:49.0 | Here in Canada everyone has three parents. |
| 0:52.0 | My mother's English Canadian, my father's French Canadian. |
| 0:55.0 | And my third parent is an eagle with a jet Daniels face. |
| 0:59.0 | Looks just like I don't dare. |
| 1:02.0 | Luke's just like whatever. |
| 1:04.0 | I'm levitating. What the f? |
| 1:06.0 | I feel warm and I'm levitating. What the f? |
| 1:10.0 | Captain Crunch. |
| 1:12.0 | Staying crunchy, even in milk. |
| 1:14.0 | You want showmanship? You got it. |
| 1:17.0 | And as a side note, |
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