This is TVTL, with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.

Dan you dancing with the stars.

Damn you!

Feel that sweat is caused by millions of tiny sweat glands, dropping a douce.

Well that's impossible, there's no such thing as trolls.

And how do you explain the dead unicorns?

Never gonna give you up!

Oh, Stardis, I speak Jive.

Oh, good.

To me it looked like a level cunt to me.

You three seem to just be in your happy little family.

And here I sit alone calling on the phone.

Nobody wanted to answer.

You scare me.

You're an alcoholic.

Somebody emailed Jen and I last night about how much we mentioned drinking on the show.

And I think it was probably meant to be a warning, but it was phrased like,

You know, you're talking about drinking a lot, either that you are drunk or that you're excited to get drunk

or that you're recovering from having been drunk.

I mean, you know you guys sound like luscious.

And I think we thought, I don't know how we could put much finer a point on it, but yes we are.

I thought that was made clear.

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