March 23, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2011

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a minor meltdown when he realizes his life is half over, but Jen perks him up the only thing that can do the trick, a rendition of the 'Perfect Strangers' opening theme.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Makes me another drink, love it.
0:03.0	Oh my God, you can swit it down, can't you?
0:06.0	What?
0:07.0	It's not what Jesus is.
0:09.0	Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any damn table you want, so don't worry about me.
0:13.0	I gave you the prize years ago, after there isn't an abomination award going that you haven't won.
0:18.0	Swear if you existed, I'd divorce you.
0:21.0	T-B-T-L!
0:24.0	Hey there everybody, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:34.0	This right here, well, this is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:38.0	It tastes like the sun in hot water.
0:41.0	I'm hooked.
0:42.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 188 pounds.
0:49.0	It's a little bit bad over the weekend.
0:52.0	I wanted to do whoever has stuff with my friends.
0:55.0	I did want to do whoever has stuff with my friends, but we're remodeling that this week
1:00.0	by staying on the straight and narrow.
1:03.0	I don't even know what day of my ride on the little red wagon it is, but that has to be
1:09.0	some kind of a good sign, right?
1:12.0	I'm not counting the seconds as I get my lens on.
1:20.0	In fact, it's been so long since I have obsessed over it that I can't even find the
1:26.0	proper audio accompaniment, so that's really a, oh, here it is.
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