You guys have real easy. I never had it like this where I could not. But I send my kids

here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country, Russia. Now for

some of you, it doesn't matter. You are born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's

my advice to the rest of the world. Take dead aim on the rich people. Get them in the

crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything, but they can't buy

that book. Don't let them forget it. Take it. T-B-T-L. We will all remember this moment for

the rest of our lives. It was dramatic. It was visual. It was stupid. It was stupid, but

it was also theater. And it was also a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. The show

that's probably too beautiful to live. I'm going to fight my pillow. It's what I'm going to do.

Hi there, everybody. I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 182 pounds. No thanks to the buzz

in Steakhouse in Ellensburg, Washington. Me and Vanessa and Addie were rolling through

town on our way back from Spokane. We pull into this place the buzz in Steakhouse and I look

and they have a thing called the Surf and Turf. It's a bunch of, it turns out, deep fried

shrimp, aka scrims, and a gigantic steak and a bunch of other stuff. And it was $10. I

thought that's a pretty good price for Surf and Turf, but it was half price on everything

on the menu, so it was $5. That's right, $5 for Surf and Turf. Because when I'm eating

shellfish, I like it to be as cheap as possible, and in a part of the state that's completely

landlocked. Therefore, very far away from any water source where the shrimp may have come

from. So anyway, here I am 182 pounds. Still riding, by the way, the little red wagon.

You can't ride in my little red wagon. This is, I don't even know what it is. It's like day

30 or something or more of staying off the booze juice. I, for all the world thought this

was my last week. I was so pumped. I thought Easter was next weekend, Shawnee, and then I

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