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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

March 21, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2008

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

The finale of our Twin Teepees Mystery

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.

0:09.0

You know what they say?

0:11.0

See ya, bro, to get that booty ac-

0:12.0

Ha ha, lay it down, smack em, whack em!

0:15.0

Oh, got to be-

0:16.0

Oh, stewardess, I speak Cairo.

0:19.0

Oh, good.

0:20.0

Are you free?

0:21.0

And to just be in your happy little family?

0:24.0

Some nine years ago, I spent time with a woman I shouldn't have,

0:27.0

and I paid her with a check.

0:29.0

I wish I hadn't done that.

0:31.0

Tranny, Tranny, Fierce, Fierce, Fierce, Tranny, Ha ha.

0:35.0

I say, I say, what's up, though?

0:38.0

It's not advice, it's sharing information to the heart and the spiritual level.

0:41.0

Mm-hmm.

0:44.0

I'm not quite here.

0:47.0

It's just been raining.

0:52.0

On my face.

0:54.0

Please welcome back to the show, Elfus.

0:58.0

Astronauts had a big problem with a giant robot.

1:01.0

T-U-R-K-E-A.

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