March 20, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

A puddle with its own blog.

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0:00.0	This is Too Beautiful To Live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	T-U-R-K-E-8, nice go, Ted.
0:12.0	T-U-R-K-E-Wah, I know how to spell turkeys.
0:16.0	Hello!
0:18.0	She's it! She's it! She's it!
0:22.0	Some nine years ago, I spent time with a woman I shouldn't have, and I paid her with a check.
0:27.0	I wish I hadn't done that.
0:29.0	Captain Crunch, today is crunchy, even in milk.
0:33.0	It's not advice of sharing information from the heart and spiritual level.
0:37.0	Lepin' the hood, come to do no good.
0:40.0	Lepin' the hood, come to do no good.
0:42.0	Sweetheart, I've done more laps than sea biscuits.
0:45.0	Watch me go, this jocky's number is a big FAMO!
0:49.0	I told you that I'm so punked and then, wait.
0:54.0	This finally got all he's got.
0:57.0	Opinions vary.
1:00.0	98, 99, 100.
1:05.0	100 comes every day.
1:07.0	Each armpit.
1:09.0	Nobody buys me, nobody buys me either.
1:12.0	You've been living in the monkey house.
1:15.0	Well, we're not saying it smells great in here, but monkey house?
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