T-B-T-L is call takers, T-B-T-L is mystery solvers, T-B-T-L is love songers, T-B-T-L is give backers, T-B-T-L is too beautiful to live on 97-3-F-M Cairo.

T-B-T is his friend, T-B-T does not bother me when you do on that thing at your porch there.

T-B-T does not bother me. In fact, I kind of liked it because I know there's somebody around.

T-B-T does not bother me. In fact, I kind of liked it because I know there's somebody around.

T-B-T does not bother me when you do on that thing.

Welcome, one and all, to a Friday night edition of T-B-T-L, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I can't reconcile the brilliance and knowledge that you have of the intricacies of the market with the crazy bulls**t I see you do every night.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189 pounds.

Jokes are really difficult, I must say.

It's no joke, people. It's really happening. It's really happening in America.

That's alright, though. This is the weekend when I had planned on running the St. Patrick's Day dash and had really been getting in a certain kind of zone for that before I realized that my kid has a volleyball tournament that I have to take or two.

Conveniently rendering me indisposed at the moment that the St. Patrick's Day dash at the starting gun goes off.

I know that sounds like I never had any intention of doing it, but that's not true.

I wanted to wait, though, until I had gotten my free running jacket from Promotion Director Darby Reed.

Did you get it?

No, so my plan was foiled. Seriously, though, I have to go to this thing and it wasn't going to be pretty.

I promise I'll run four miles at my house and give you guys all a report about how it went.

I hope nobody was going out there specifically for me, but to everybody else who is going to be out there, run strong and run proud.

As somebody said, as Alex Baldwin said on 30 Rock this week, yelling and passing out, that's not what St. Patrick's Day is.

That's nothing sacred.

Exactly.

Indeed. Hi Flash.

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