March 11, 2010
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2010
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
A post-mortem on David Letterman's extreme doucher-ness last night, Luke investigates what 'snorkeling' a dude is really all about, and Vanessa gives up Splenda so she can be more awesome.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what are your kids listening to? |
| 0:06.0 | To the beautiful Thomas! |
| 0:09.0 | Look, Burbank's the host. |
| 0:12.0 | Jane Ennis is the warm-camping juicer. |
| 0:15.0 | And I'm drawing in the tearing. |
| 0:18.0 | And the one mixer. |
| 0:19.0 | Is it any good? |
| 0:21.0 | Wow! |
| 0:30.0 | Hamlet, too? |
| 0:35.0 | The doose, correct. |
| 0:38.0 | Doesn't everybody die at the end of the first one? |
| 0:41.0 | I have a device. |
| 0:42.0 | The time machine door. |
| 0:44.0 | That's the device. |
| 0:45.0 | Open. |
| 0:46.0 | Revealing Hamlet, Gertrude, Polonius, and Hillary Clinton having what appears to be group sex. |
| 0:53.0 | It's about my troubled relationship with my father. |
| 0:58.0 | But you're doing this at school with the kids, right? |
| 1:01.0 | That's the plan, Stan. |
| 1:02.0 | What do you think? |
| 1:04.0 | I think the idea here of enthusiasm is remarkable. |
| 1:09.0 | I will take that. |
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