This is T-B-T-L with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.

You've been living in the monkey house.

That Luke smile is. He had it on his face right to the very end.

Luke Burbank will weigh in at 187 pounds.

An individual we've had on the program for the last couple of years, it appears.

And by God, what would Christmas be without a visit from this gentleman?

Straight direct from the North Pole. He is also an Elvis and personator up that way.

Please welcome back to the show.

We have got to get him. I mean, an elf, an Elvis and personator.

Plus, no one will know we stole it from Mark and Brian.

This is T-B-T-L, NewsTalk 710, Cairo. It's Tuesday night. It's about 8 o'clock.

And time for the part of the show that we call awesome, not awesome.

This is our little trip through the news of the day and of the week.

And we divide that information up, those stories up into two piles.

One titled awesome, one titled not awesome. Now, before we get to that though,

we've got the more pressing matter of trying to come up with music for awesome, not awesome.

This was, I think last week on Thursday, maybe, or might have been Wednesday.

I said, you know, I always do that little intro. I say, yeah, it's time for awesome, not awesome.

And then I say, when a story's awesome, you'll hear this sound.

Brian! And when a story's not awesome, you'll hear this one.

Come on!

But it would be cool. It would be sparkly.

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