March 10, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

NY Governor Eliot Spitzer was caught paying for prostitutes today...the real question is: can Luke convince his gal, Vanessa, to stand by him when he needs to do a press conference?

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Do you think y'all can handle this?
0:11.0	Don't get me started. Don't even get me started.
0:16.0	Get, get to know.
0:18.0	American tradition, like raising your hands on a rollercoaster.
0:21.0	Hell to the know.
0:23.0	I hear that you rap.
0:28.0	Is that true? You know how to rap?
0:30.0	Yes it is true.
0:32.0	It's that wolf, wolf.
0:34.0	Looks just like I don't care.
0:37.0	Luke's just like whatever.
0:39.0	I heard about that thing on the AM radio.
0:42.0	You watch showmanship? You got it.
0:45.0	I started trembling and I turned into a gremlin.
0:47.0	They could turn into a fruckus in a minute if you don't watch out.
0:51.0	It's great to be alive!
0:54.0	Celebrated.
0:56.0	In 1981, Don Henley called up Stevie Nex and said, hey, let's lace up down.
1:01.0	She said I'd love to, but first I need to inject cocaine into my bowl.
1:07.0	Is that really necessary?
1:10.0	Is that really how we need to start off on Monday show with all kinds of bottom talk?
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