Dakota Johnson asked me this, I ask everybody. Can you ask her if she would, you know, marry me? You have a significant other. I know, but this is fantasy. Fantasy. Do you like your fan? You're fan of her work? I love her. She's great. I talked to her dad, but it wasn't appropriate for me to like, Hey, could I get the number? I could make this magic happen for you. I can connect to this. And Dakota Johnson.

Was it yours? Okay. But Hathaway's married. Yeah. And yeah, I have somebody. But like, you know, for Dakota, I'd rethink a lot. Maybe it's too big an age gap. It doesn't necessarily stop. It's okay. She asked me this.

Let's see if your crush remains after you hear this question.

Prepare your ears, humans.

Happy, sad, confused begins now.

Hey, guys.

Today on Happy, Sad, Confused, we've got Mark Maron, the podcast extraordinaire, the brilliant comedian, actor

he does it all back on the podcast for a very fun, unique conversation.

Hey guys, I'm Josh.

Welcome to another edition of Happy Said Confused.

This is such a cool one.

I love Mark Maron.

If you catch me on a jog through New York walking. This is such a cool one. I love Mark Marin.

If you catch me on a jog through New York, walking the streets in New York, chances are I'm probably listening to WTF.

Probably my favorite podcast and has been for many, many years.

Mark is ending the show.

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