Marbits and a Mayo Knife

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It's time to clear the docket! Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn discuss the proper way to eat Lucky Charms, communal baked goods, adding berries to pancakes, ordering the same entrée as your dining partner, and proper knife placement. Plus much more!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn. We're in Chambers this week
0:07.1	clearing the docket. And with me is the King of New York himself, Judge John Hodgman.
0:12.5	I am not the King. I'm merely the regent. Oh.
0:17.4	Holding the place for the true monarch of the New York. The exiled King himself, Jesse Thorn.
0:24.4	You came to New York. We're recording this right after we recorded our
0:28.4	incredible live show at Lincoln Center at Damarash Park in New York City.
0:34.2	First time I'd seen either you or Jennifer Marmer in two and a half years in a beautiful setting
0:42.6	full of people which was really astonishing to see. All those happy people. Well, I hope they're
0:49.0	happy. I was very happy to see them in the audience. And Jesse, you I had to sneak out of town
0:56.4	immediately to go hide and main with my family. But you hung around New York City. And I ask you
1:03.0	this question. Yeah. Did you or did you not take Manhattan? Absolutely. Full-muppet style.
1:12.0	Good. I went to two Broadway shows. Yes. I hung out with the poster guy from the Antiques Roadshow.
1:19.6	He has a name. Nico Lowry. Nico Lowry. Nicholas. Nico. Lowry. From Antiques Roadshow. Wonderful man.
1:28.2	Known for his boldly patterned suits on the Antiques Roadshow. And now known to me as a lovely guy.
1:34.5	Yeah. I got to meet him briefly after the show. I'm sorry. I could not hang out. Where did you go?
1:39.6	To the Grammar Searth Club or to the Players Club? Well, we were meant to go to the Players Club.
1:43.8	Nico ended up having a little bit of a cold. So I had to cancel that date. Okay. But I I filled in for it
1:49.2	by buying a rush ticket to the Music Man. I was like, you saw a rush and then I realized.
1:56.4	Then I realized what you were talking about. There's another one we're playing. I went to see
2:00.4	Air Supply. It was great. Oh, I don't want to get the letters that we're going to get of you
2:06.0	comparing Air Supply to Rush, RIP Nealpert. You went to see the Music Man. You got to know the
2:12.8	territory of that. I of course know the territory with RIP Nealpert. The Music Man. I thought it was a wonderful production.
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