Omn is a production of High Heart Radio.

We are in the world emergency for the first time in a

position,

and uh...

We are seeing Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and

esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just

reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have accessed entry 758. PR 0819, certificate number 28107.

28199.

Certificate number 28157.

Maricino Cherry's

What's something you're good at that is totally useless?

Oh, gosh. I'm sure there's a lot of things. What did I answer?

You answered I can tie Cherry stems with my tongue and with a knot.

I did it this guy was sitting. You are not an alcohol consumer.

T-toteller.

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