Omn is a production of High Heart Radio.

We are in the world emergency for the first time in a

position.

And, uh...

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and

esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just

reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have accessed entry 307.

D.A.0508.

Certificate number 32892. Cursive.

So today we're going to have you try to do cursive writing.

Ha ha ha ha. It's a joke, right?

I would rather like be locked up in a cage with anacondaous for an hour.

No, I think it's a waste of time in school.

I don't want to use cursive in the future ever again.

It's creepy.

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