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🗓️ 18 April 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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0:00.0 | You are not doing this because you enjoy it. |
0:04.2 | You're doing this because you're trying to fulfill a weird obligation to like the patriarchy. |
0:09.0 | Oh, okay. |
0:10.2 | Oh, look at you. |
0:11.2 | Oh, yep, that's perfect. |
0:12.2 | It doesn't match your undertones. |
0:13.2 | Yeah, we don't have attention to detail over here as evidenced by certain group chats. |
0:19.0 | Am I going to look less crazy at some point? |
0:20.7 | No. You kind of look less crazy at some point? No. |
0:21.5 | You kind of look intense too, actually. |
0:22.4 | Okay, so I just added some muddy bronzer cool. |
0:25.2 | Okay. |
0:26.2 | You know, when you're filming glam videos with Border Patrol, |
0:30.2 | you can't always bring all your tools with you. |
0:32.2 | So this is very authentic to how they might do it in the car, for example. |
0:36.6 | I accidentally just colored in my entire eyelid. |
0:39.8 | That's fine. They love eyeliner over there. |
0:42.7 | I hit my eyeball. |
0:44.0 | Oh, no. |
0:45.4 | It's okay, I'll make it. |
0:46.3 | I look like I'm ready to go vote to take away my own rights. |
0:51.9 | Hi, we're doing Mar-Lago makeovers on Today Explained. |
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