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Judge John Hodgman

Mandatory Sentencing Guidelines

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

It's time to clear the docket! This week, it's officially Summertime Funtime in the Court of Judge John Hodgman! Judge Hodgman is back in Maine at the solar-powered studios of WERU with Joel Mann. Summertime Funtime Guest Bailiff Monte Belmonte (New England Public Media) is sitting in for Jesse Thorn. And, we've got word and grammar disputes to discuss with Merriam-Webster's own Emily Brewster. Can you dance with the person what brought you? Is saying UPMOST the UTMOST in wrongness? And what sound do French dogs make? Listen for the answers to these questions and more!

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm your summertime fun time guest,

0:06.6

bailiff, Montibell Monti. And we are in chambers this week to clear the

0:10.5

docket in the summertime when the weather is cold and the fog won't go away.

0:16.2

And you're feeling very old. It's the summertime here at W.E. Are you in

0:21.4

Maine? How do I do, Joel? Pretty good. Who did that song? Joe Bird in the field

0:25.5

of the Philippines? No. Who is that? Mungo Jerry. Mungo. Jerry, of course. Mungo

0:33.4

Jerry. Not only did I channel a weirdly named artist, but of course Joel

0:38.2

Mann have that name on the tip of his tongue here at W.E. Are you in Maine?

0:42.6

And over there through my screen is my friend Montibell Monti, your summertime

0:47.1

fun time guest, bailiff, in the studios of New England public media there in the

0:52.2

Pioneer Valley of Western Massachusetts. How are you, Monti? I'm doing

0:55.3

really well. Thank you. Glad to be back with you.

0:58.0

Eyes true. It is the summer now. It is really the summer. Yeah. I am in Maine.

1:03.5

Joel is across the board from me. You are there and you're in your new, still new

1:09.8

digs at New England public media for those who don't know. Monti has moved on

1:14.0

from W.R.S. either river, still a great radio station. Yes indeed. No longer has

1:17.9

to get up at two o'clock in the morning every morning. And instead is a

1:21.4

wonderful afternoon daily show on New England public media called, say it

1:26.2

again, the notorious 413. The fabulous, fabulous. The grand

1:32.3

deliquant 413. I love these. That's all all of 413. Of course being the area

1:38.7

code there. And Joel, it's just such a thrill to be here with you at W.E. Are you

1:42.7

going to be recording a lot? Because, well, I mean, I want to get ahead of

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