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Happy Tuesday. I'm Amy, and I'm Kat, and welcome to the fifth thing. Today's quote comes to you from Kat and I's DM section.

Anytime we see things that might be a good quote for the fifth thing, we just DM them to each other. We don't really talk about it.

We just send it over. So that way it kind of lives in there until we record again. And there was something you'll know. I love me, the

yellow, yellow sign out of Austin, but they put up a quote the other day where I was laughing out loud because it's we're just going to share a lot of little things here. And hopefully it'll either give you a laugh or offer you some encouragement in some way or something that this had me yellow

well. If you sneeze and far at the same time your body takes a screenshot. It's like little kid humor, but also can you imagine if you're driving down the road and that's the sign that I

was going to have to stop and take a picture if I was in Austin and I saw this because it was so funny. I was like that is clever because you know to take a screenshot on your cell phone you have to go click click on both sides. And it's like.

And he's fart. It's so good. So good. Then follow the cranky therapist speaking of Austin that's where she's based out of as well. And every Monday she does this thing called me Monday and she posts like a slide of 10 different memes that she thinks are funny. And I always swipe through them because they're always pretty good.

And one of them is I saw you chasing down all the snack wrappers that blew out of your car in the parking lot. And I think we should be friends. And I was like, oh yeah. If Kat if someone were to see any snack wrappers in your car, would there be any and what would they be 100% they would be some in a I'm laughing because I'm also like embarrassed. If they would be cliff bars. I don't know why I have like random plastic silverware like in my I have a lot of stuff. I have any kind of bar that he's going to be like.

And I have a lot of bar that he for breakfast the new the nature valley bars were eating. I have like 15 water bottles like on it's not good. I got to tighten it up.

And my side door on any given day you will find a rapper for a no cow bar because I'm obsessed with those right now. What are those I saw you post about those it's a protein bar that doesn't have way because it's like no cow. And then there.

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