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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Managing Anxieties During Intimacy (w/ Dave Ross)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that." Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat. Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex athttp://sex.guns.beer You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

Transcript

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:10.0

Why won't you date me?

0:12.0

Why won't you date me?

0:14.0

Please!

0:15.0

Tell me why!

0:18.0

Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?

0:28.0

Wow, I love this show so much already.

0:32.0

Thank you.

0:33.0

It's a podcast where me and Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single.

0:38.0

Even though if you put pickles on your dick and said I will not fuck you until you eat all damn pickles,

0:49.0

I would do it even though I hate a pickle.

0:52.0

I may have used that one already.

0:54.0

I don't know.

0:55.0

I'm running low.

0:56.0

It doesn't matter.

0:57.0

The man you hear, Giggling.

0:59.0

He's got an album out called The Only Man Who Has Ever Hatseth.

1:07.0

And the description is because he's the only man who's ever hatseth.

1:10.0

Which is great.

1:11.0

It's Dave Rose.

1:13.0

Hello.

1:15.0

Oh, man.

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