Crying Boys (w/ Laci Mosley)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack." Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:26.8	A podcast for me and Nicole Pire tries to figure out how I'm still single even though if you took me on a trip to Vegas and left me and I had to find my own way back, I would pretend like nothing happened.
0:44.8	What an awful thing, it's called desperation.
0:48.8	My guest today, you know her from Florida Girls. She's got her own podcast on Irwolf called Scam Goddess.
0:55.8	It is Lacey Musley and she also performs at the UCB Theater. She's very funny. Lacey Musley.
1:01.8	Hi!
1:02.8	I love you MacGerro music.
1:04.8	It's very good.
1:06.8	Thank you so much.
1:08.8	How are you?
1:09.8	I'm good. I'm a little frazzol.
1:11.8	I came here, I went to the wrong location first because Nicole has 30 million podcasts.
1:16.8	So I was like this is not the right studio.
1:18.8	It's fun.
1:20.8	And I hate being late even though I'm a person who's constantly tired.
1:23.8	It really stresses me out.
1:25.8	It stresses me out. It used to stress me out.
1:28.8	But whenever I'm late now, I'm like well, you made the bed lying in it. Like I, you're right.
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