Manager forces LOSS PREVENTION to TAKE TIME OFF... so I have my "FRIENDS" ROB THEM
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 5 November 2023
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My entitled manager makes the loss prevention team at my store take an entire week off of work just to save money for the company. |
| 0:08.0 | So I decided to get some revenge and remind them of how important my job really was. And as a result my |
| 0:14.3 | my job really was and as a result my shady friends came in there without |
| 0:16.3 | anyone to stop them and stole thousands of dollars worth of |
| 0:19.7 | merchandise all without anyone to try and stop them. |
| 0:23.0 | Eventually resulting in that store shutting down two months later, |
| 0:26.5 | and I've never been happier to collect unemployment from anybody in my life. |
| 0:30.5 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:31.5 | So I used to work in Lost Prevention for a regional chain of electronic stores. My job was basically to patrol the store in plain clothing and detain someone if I caught them trying to steal. |
| 0:42.6 | I've worked private security before, so this was a pretty nice gig. |
| 0:46.3 | The store's corporate policy for reasons I cannot quite comprehend |
| 0:50.1 | mandated a weekly quota of shoplifter apprehensions, which we called stops. |
| 0:55.0 | We needed to have at least three stops a week. |
| 0:57.6 | Usually we had just about 10, which was just shy of two per day, |
| 1:01.6 | and obviously most of the stops involved expensive electronics. |
| 1:05.4 | We paid our own salaries many times over and save the company an astronomical amount of money. |
| 1:11.2 | That is until one fateful week, Saturday rolled around and all our |
| 1:15.1 | loss prevention personnel were called into the office. There were four of us in |
| 1:19.3 | total. The store manager told us that only two stops had been made for the week, so we had not met |
| 1:24.9 | our quota. |
| 1:25.8 | He contacted corporate and they told him to give all loss prevention personnel the entire week off |
| 1:31.2 | just to save on the cost. An extra cashier would be |
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