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Am I the Jerk?

Karen CALLS ME A COMMUNIST because of a STAR WARS DECAL on my CAR BUMPER

Am I the Jerk?

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Relationships, Society & Culture

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen claims that I'm a terrorist and a communist, all because I had a Star Wars decal

0:05.4

on the bumper of my car, and I've never been more blown away by someone's stupidity in my life.

0:10.5

Here's what happened. Well, people, my faith in humanity has fallen just a little bit more today.

0:15.3

Some people just have absolutely no clue on how to behave in society. This morning, I'm out and about

0:20.6

picking up breakfast for the

0:21.8

Mrs. and myself. She prefers Taco Bell and I prefer Carl's Jr. The monster biscuits are absolutely amazing.

0:28.1

I pull into the Taco Bell drive-thru and as I'm ordering, another car pulls up behind me and just

0:33.1

starts blaring their horn. I'm trying to finish up, but this woman just doesn't stop, all the while

0:38.1

screaming out the window that I'm a terrorist and that I'm a communist, and I have no idea why she's

0:43.7

screaming these things. I pull forward to the pickup window, and Karen is still screaming at me,

0:48.8

but has given up on honking altogether. Maybe she even annoyed herself with it. The employee asked

0:53.9

if I know this person

0:55.0

and I tell them I don't. She hands me my bag and I leave the drive-through and the Karen follows me out.

1:00.8

So I pull up to the exit and make like I'm going to turn right. But at the last possible second,

1:06.0

I pull a left and now she's stuck at the stop sign, waiting for her turn. I continue down the street,

1:11.4

make a quick right into a bank parking lot, and wait there for a few minutes, hoping that she

1:15.5

gave up. After about two minutes, she is nowhere to be seen. I decided that she probably went on

1:20.8

her crazy day, and I just continued down the street. A couple blocks past the Taco Bell is my

1:25.8

breakfast stop, Carl's Jr. I pull into the drive-thru,

1:29.1

I had already ordered online for pickup, and I'm asked to park while they wait for the fresh

1:33.5

tater tots and French toasticks that I ordered. As I pull into my usual parking spot,

1:38.5

this entitled Karen comes out of nowhere and returns into my area. She has spotted me and decided

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