All right, Johnny.

Let's hit it, Zalami. What's up? Happy Tuesday to my silly little goose. My FFS fam. Yeah. I think some people are identifying with silly goose. Some people like FFS. Those people have diseases. Someone said chuckle. Chuckle. Yeah. We'll have to bleep that out because this is the first like two minutes of the episode.

That's exactly what I said. Guys, if you ever notice we have to like silence out words in the first like 10 to 20 minutes of the episode, it's just because YouTube will ban us if we don't do that. So please excuse the censorship. I know. We wouldn't have things censored if we had it our way. I know.

But this isn't Burger King. No, this is Wendy's. This is a McDonald's drive-thru in the worst

part of town. It's 3 a.m. You're not getting anything you asked for. No, the milkshake

machine is dead. Always. Bro, imagine how world peace could be achieved if the McDonald's, like, ice cream machine

always worked.

Oh, yeah, it would solve wars.

I think there would be no wars.

I think depression would go away.

People would, you know, stop killing people.

Life would be better.

Yeah.

Every time there's a McDonald's, like, ice cream, I, my homicidal urges are gone. So I think that would work for everybody. And Oreo McFlurry? Talk about getting me out of depression. Remember when they had the Reese's McFlurry? I never was like a big Reese's flavor thing as solo Reesees. I used to make them put in Oreos, Reesies, and Eminem's. I was a real big back, bitch. That's a triple whammy. Oh, yeah. Okay, I would eat the Recy's yogurts. Do you remember those candy yogurt? Yeah. Those are the best. Now I look back as an adult, and I'm like, everything inside of that is poison. I still eat it. Like once a year I get one of those like the M&M packs just for the M&Ms.

I feel like everything inside of that is poison. I still eat it. Like once a year I get one of those like the M&M packs just for the M&Ms. I feel like they taste better than regular many M&Ms. Yeah. The extra preservatives. I don't know what it is. Oh, God. All right, guys. We're back for another episode of Two Girls One Blunt. Yep. We're addressing the rumors that we started.

Well, yeah.

Yeah.

Someone commented, saw this coming.

I was like, fuck you.

I think that was Neve.

And you know what, Neve?

Your days are numbered.

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