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2 Girls 1 Blunt

God, If You're Listening

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7548 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

HAPPY FFS DAY, BABES AND HOTTIES! Join us on this adventure as we dissect Mother's Day without moms, what we think about hickeys, answer questions about those who puff puff pass, and learn what our brains work like. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and fe...

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0:00.0

Oh, in the Mavericks locker room after the game, they were, uh...

0:07.2

Ow.

0:10.7

They were doing their interviews, and you could hear someone getting fucked in the locker room.

0:16.2

It's like, wow, they're doing interviews.

0:20.1

It was the entire team, besides the person being interviewed. I love this. The most respectable response I've ever received and now I'm reconsidering. Want to hang out again? I'd like to hang but I still have no energy to date right now to be honest. Heartbreaking. I know I'm sorry I can't help it.

0:37.6

Obsessed with being alone right now.

0:38.7

He goes, it's okay. I get it. You're just so funny and hot. I got excited. I think I saw that and I was like, I want that. Yeah, I liked that. Twin, where have you been? Oh, this girl is a child of a facetune mom. what would you do if your mom facetuned your body?

0:56.7

Oh, was it the Asian girl? This girl is a child of a face-tune mom. What would you do if your mom facetuned your body?

0:56.7

Oh, was it the Asian girl?

0:58.2

I saw that.

0:59.0

I would literally get myself.

1:00.6

It's so hot in like full hoodie, full sweatpants.

1:03.0

So I was just sweating everywhere.

1:04.7

You should take pictures of you taking your sweaty socks off because guys love that shit.

1:09.5

Not all men, but some. I want more foot guys on my OF. Well,

1:15.0

you keep doing it. You wore one sock last week, apparently. I didn't even notice you were wearing one

1:19.5

sock and I was. I literally was looking for a sock for 20 minutes like holding up recording and I was

1:24.0

like, fuck it. I'm just going to wear one sock because my toes were so cold. I was like, I'll tuck the other one underneath. And then somebody called me out on YouTube. I was like, I feel like the thing you should do is take the sock off, but you're just like, fuck it. I'm taking what I can get. One sock wonder. One sock wonder. One sock wade over here. One sock wade. I didn't even get it when I saw the comment on the YouTube

1:46.2

on the YouTube. On the YouTube, what am I an old boomer? What's going on? Okay, boomer. And I was like, why the one sock? And I was like, did we talk about jerking off into socks? No. Like, that's what I thought it was from, but it wasn't.

2:01.5

No.

2:01.8

I was just high when I read it.

2:03.6

And I was like, why would Emily jerk off into a sock? I was like trying to think about it. I was like, that's interesting. How did she even manage that? She has great aim. Yeah. Wow. Look at her go. I'm going to squirt into the sock and sell it. anyways what's up guys our silly little silly little goose gang, our filthy, beep and stoners.

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