Hello and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Daryl Grove and I'm joined by a man who loves a nil-nill-nill draw

in an NWSL Challenge Cup quarterfinal.

His name is Taylor Rockwell and it's his lucky week.

It is indeed.

Yeah, they have more than made up for scoring goals in the initial stages by scoring no goals in the knockout round.

Oh, we will talk about at least two of those games, right?

Spirit versus Sky Blue and Rain versus Chicago Red Stars later in today's show.

We still have things to say, right?

Even in games with no goals, we still have

things to say. I did tweet this, and I meant it, if Manchester United and Chelsea had gone to

penalties, which obviously did not, if it had remained goalless for that full 90 minutes,

I think we might have been okay with just putting out a show of like white noise instead of

covering three games that all had zero goals

in regulation wasn't your proposal gently tumbling rain or something like that uh it was rain and the

sounds of gentle slumber i believe yes delightful i'm sure it would have been delightful

my small dog breathes louder than most like animals that are 50 times their size so I would have just

recorded that I think and put that one in there I'm just sure the athletic would have loved that

I'm sure it reaches their journalistic standards I probably it's something Pablo would do I feel like

oh he'd love it he'd absolutely be shall we start sure shall we start with at Wembley, F.A. Cup semifinal.

It's Manchester United versus Chelsea.

It's a 3-1 win for Chelsea.

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