Hello and welcome to the Total Soccer show.

My name is Daryl Grove and I'm joined by a man who is a fan of the follicular density on Mikkel Arteta's head.

His name is Taylor Rockwell.

Hello.

I'm a fan.

I'm in awe of it.

I'm jealous of it.

I am many things about what Mikel Arteta has going on on top of his head. I only know this because I saw your tweets during the game. I mean, it really, like, I was just looking at him and I was like, what is it about him that makes him look even more intense than just his eyebrows? And it's the density of the hair. really is to the point where my wife walked by. She also commented on it. I think it was mostly because it was a shot of Arteta and Guardiola in the same frame and maybe made it stand out that much more. These are two of these sort of best dressed, most refined-looking coaches, at least in the Premier League. They are. I'm going to do a deep cut here for you that you haven't watched

Narcos, but one of the things that the, uh, Vagnamora, the actor who plays Pablo Escobar, one of his, like, little character nuances is that Pablo Escobar is always hiking up his pants at every given moment. And Pep Cordelia was doing that a lot today. I did notice this as well. No belt on pep cordiola that's why you wear the belt that's why we should go back to grip six

maybe for pep cordiola so that his pants stay up and that's one less thing he has to worry about

maybe that notice this as well. No belt on Pep Guardiola. That's why you wear the belt. That's why we should go back to grip six maybe for Pep Guardiola so that his pants stay up. And that's one less thing he has to worry about. Maybe that would have been the difference maker today. So we are going to review the FA Cup semifinal. It was Arsenal's 2-0 win over Manchester City or Mikhail Artetta's 2-0 win over his mentor, Pep Guardiola, because I think this really was a tactical win.

Yes.

We'll get it. or Michel Artetta's 2-0 win over his mentor, Pep Guardiola,

because I think this really was a tactical win.

We'll get into the details of that.

We'll get into the details of both Obama and goals.

Before we get into it, I'll tell you that.

I want to congratulate two other teams who both wear white.

So, congrats to Real Madrid on winning La Liga,

because it didn't look that likely

before the Liga came back. That Real Madrid would win it as comfortably as they have in the end.

Yeah. No one expected the wheels to, I don't know if they literally came off, but it feels correct

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