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Man Pulls Car With His Penis, While On Fire | 5.12.26

Hard Factor

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Episode 1956 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 TrumpDate: Statues, reflection pools & Trump Phone  00:23:00 Man who got told to cover up his buttcrack at work tries to sue them for bullying 00:31:35 An early racist Free Mason who might have predicted WWIII 00:36:00 Say goodbye to canned peaches from Del Monte 00:39:40 A UK man sets a new record by pulling a car with his penis, while on fire Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.0

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0:19.0

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0:24.3

Their delicious, creamy cold foam will make your summer.

0:27.3

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0:30.0

What it is!

0:31.2

This is a macho man Randy Savage.

0:33.4

And this is hard factor.

0:35.2

And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself, go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist, and I'm always cheering. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The Oh yeah Good Good morning and welcome to episode 1956 of Hard Factor.

1:19.7

It is Tuesday, May 12th, 2026.

1:22.6

Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.

1:27.3

Patreon.com slash hard

1:28.5

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1:35.8

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1:43.2

gold is it all gold right Is it all gold, right?

1:45.0

It's all gold.

1:45.5

It's all gold.

1:46.7

It's all gold.

1:48.4

Is it all gold?

1:50.4

Like real gold or like gold plastic?

1:53.1

No, it's gold plastic.

1:55.5

But it's still not coming.

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