Man Pulls Car With His Penis, While On Fire | 5.12.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Episode 1956 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hims Weight Loss - Visit ⁠https://hims.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Ethos Life Insurance - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos. Get your free quote at ⁠https://ETHOS.com/hardfactor⁠. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 TrumpDate: Statues, reflection pools & Trump Phone 00:23:00 Man who got told to cover up his buttcrack at work tries to sue them for bullying 00:31:35 An early racist Free Mason who might have predicted WWIII 00:36:00 Say goodbye to canned peaches from Del Monte 00:39:40 A UK man sets a new record by pulling a car with his penis, while on fire Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:19.7	It is Tuesday, May 12th, 2026.
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