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So move on to Monday.com. It was on a dreary night of November that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils.

With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, I collected the instruments of life around me,

that I might infuse a spark of being into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet.

It was already one in the morning. The rain pattered dismally against the pains and my candle was nearly burnt out.

When, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw

the dull yellow eye of the creature open.

It breathed hard and a convulsive motion agitated its limbs. How can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe or how delineate

the wretch whom with such infinite pains and care I had endeavored to form? His limbs were in

proportion and I had selected his features as beautiful, beautiful, great God.

His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath.

His hair was of a lustrous black and flowing, his teeth of pearly whiteness, but these

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