Man Gets Food Poisoning In 🍆 After 'Vigorous Sex' | 9.13.24

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🗓️ 13 September 2024

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.2	And this is hard factor.
0:05.2	And there is no one that does it better.
0:08.4	Right now, yeah. Nobody does it better.
0:11.0	I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living a nightmare.
0:17.0	I'm not a racist.
0:18.0	And I'm always doing.
0:20.0	Oh yeah! Oh, yeah. You're going to be? Good morning and welcome to episode 1545 of Hard Factor. It is Friday the 13th of September 2024. Thank you for
1:07.0	cheating on the news with us. 80% accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
1:10.8	Patreon.com slash Hard Factor if you need more Hard Factor.
1:13.8	Today Springfield, Ohio is heating up
1:17.1	and Pat's gonna tell us about it.
1:19.0	Yeah, bro, the cat eating capital of the world reigns supreme political football engaged
1:27.8	Springfield Ohio all you need to know I saw some updates some stories not pet related on Springfield Ohio. I think that's probably what you're talking about I was like man Springfield Ohio has not been talked about as much ever as they have in the past week.
1:43.0	It's been brought to light.
1:45.0	Yeah, the struggles they're dealing with.
1:48.0	That's not Donald Trump, I think.
1:50.0	The Simpsons alleged.
1:52.0	Well, the spring, Springfield is anything.
1:54.0	So there's no like firm one.
1:56.0	I think it was Springfield, Missouri is like they've never admitted it, I don't think.
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