Man City’s striker-less swarm, Sergio Ramos leads Real through, and Steve Clarke’s square sausages
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2021
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Marcus, Pete, and Andy reflect on last night’s Champions League happenings as Man City activate their FIFA ’99 bug and Pep Guardiola takes a decisive lead in a pointless statistical battle.
We get more numbers from Opta’s Pete Donaldson, discuss Sergio Ramos’ tribute to Robbie Williams, and - oh yes - revel in the news that Alan Pardew is interested in the Pompey job. Plus, we premiere a listener’s jingle masterpiece.
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