Chelsea munch Atlético, Messi AI, and FIFA’s underground lair
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Kate, Luke and Vish discuss last night’s action after Chelsea swatted aside what Joe Cole called “a top Championship side” (brave) as well as any common sense around VAR.
The heartwarming football news doesn’t stop there: Kinglsey Koman’s been fined for using the wrong supercar, while Lionel Messi has been turned into an AI message bot. Plus, Dinamo Zagreb Zoran Mamić nobly falls on his sword after being sentenced to five years in prison and Arsène Wenger has some dastardly plans straight out of Area 51.
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| 0:34.2 | Hey gang Luke, forgot to bring us flute but we're going to make sweet sweet music on the |
| 0:37.9 | subject of the Champions League last 16. |
| 0:40.0 | Welcome to the football ramble is Thursday the 18th of March. |
| 0:42.5 | I'm Kate Mason. |
| 0:43.5 | I'm Luke Moore. |
| 0:44.5 | I'm Vythushin and I'm Tarraja. |
| 0:58.3 | You promised Luke, you promised we were going to make our own special jingle altogether. |
| 1:03.2 | That's not true. |
| 1:04.2 | But did you know about me in the flute because I just made that up because I did actually |
| 1:09.7 | have flute lessons as a kid at junior school. |
| 1:11.8 | I was forced to play the violin when I was younger and I played it for four years and I was |
| 1:36.3 | still on grade one and I used to not take it home to practice where I used to leave it |
| 1:42.2 | in my locker at school and one day I came back to it and it was smashed in half. |
| 1:45.6 | So on the next assembly the head teacher. |
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