Hi Catherine. Hello Chelsea. You guys we are coming to you live from Mallorca in Spain. Yes we are this is an episode called CSI Mallorca where we will be solving short murder mysteries.

We're here with a group of women and and a token male who happens to be our sound engineer and podcast editor Brad whose Catherine's lover slash husband indeed. So he's the only male in a house filled with 10 girls is it nine girls. So he is exhausted.

He's been making the rounds having a great time we told him this was a swingers week and that he was going to have to serve us all 10 women and so he has been taking a lot of apps. Yes that's absolutely true. All the girls seem to love him though. I know. Very nicely done Catherine. Great choice speaking. He he fits in he does the little I masks that we were all doing when we had our little spa moments. Yes Jamie Greenberg is here. She's admitted a string. She's trying to contribute since her personality.

She is not enough. She is giving us eye shades and facials and all sorts of little treatments. I would say yes. Yes. She's going to do all of our makeup before we go out tonight. And it turns out the way I thought what's happening. No. Okay. Good. Cause that sounds. That sounds like annoying. Something a wedding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We make our work for it. Yes. But we've been having some weather in Mallorca which has been kind of delightful but it was unexpected.

So there are people actually surfing in front of the house today which is funny because the waves don't seem big enough to be doing that.

The weather is sunny during the days and then it rains a little bit at night but we've had crazy waves like today these waves are really electrical storms a lot and I love an electrical storm.

But then I've been hearing about all these people getting electrocuted so I'm now scared of electrical storms. You weren't you saying somebody died from an electrical storm that was like two miles away.

Yes. Yes. I've heard a friend of a friend her husband was electrocuted then on my on the island of Mallorca there was an electrical storm and two men were electrocuted.

And so I usually sleep with my window open and now I am like every time there's a storm I'm like I better shut that window because the lightning is coming after us.

It's like sharks. Like sharks were bothering us for a while and guess what they are bothering us now because of climate change.

I believe everything is to blame on climate change. That's my new theory about everything. Can I tell you something I think I heard in the night with my window open.

Oh my god was it a sexual act? I mean it might have been actually but I think for the last two nights I have heard a whales from the ocean.

But also it sounds like whale sounds underwater so maybe I am hallucinating at four in the morning. Are you taking a lot of edibles here? Mushrooms what have you ingested so far?

Well we did have some mushrooms on one of the first evenings. My favorite moment from that was when we were all giggling and laughing and having dinner on the terrace and we thought we heard the most lovely man singing opera music.

And we went to go check it out. We leaned over the terrace wall and we heard a man walking by just going.

We thought it was opera. It was my favorite moment. My cousin Molly was like Chelsea can you please turn the music off. I think I hear opera.

So seriously and I just was like oh shut up. First of all do you know how long it takes me to get the fucking music on with fucking sonos.

I hate sonos. I've named my baby sonos. He's upstairs in the crib in my closet and I tape his mouse shut every night so that he can't work just like my sonos can't work.

I don't know if I have an electrical charge within me that speaking of electrician. I don't know if I'm there's something that happens when I touch music that makes it stop working.

Anyway, we turned it off so we could hear opera only to find out that there was a man drunk in the street.

But it sounded so beautiful to us.

Yeah.

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