Global Warming Escape Plan with Mike Birbiglia

Dear Chelsea

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Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.4 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2022

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Mike Birbiglia joins Chelsea this week in NYC to talk about paying it forward, the fragility of existence, and the worst years of all of our lives. Then: A newlywed is chomping at the bit to have kids, and wonders if she should take matters into her own hands. A girlfriend dreads the thought of giving up her fabulous Carrie Bradshaw apartment when she moves in with her new boyfriend. And a nasty divorce in the family leaves a soon-to-be bride without a flower girl.

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Produced by Catherine Law

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0:00.0	Hi everybody. While I'm taking the month of September off of doing stand-up, I return on October
0:05.6	1st to complete my vaccinated and horny tour. October, November and December. I have new dates up.
0:13.2	I kick it off in Saratoga, California. And I'm coming to all parts of California, Long Beach,
0:19.2	Bakersfield. I'm coming to Niagara Falls, Tucson, Arizona, Colorado, Minneapolis, San Diego,
0:26.3	Reading, Pennsylvania, and Baltimore, Maryland, just to name a few. There's also some Floridian
0:30.8	dates in there since this will be my last year that I'm able to go inside the state of Florida.
0:35.6	So check out ChelseaHandler.com for more stand-up dates for my vaccinated and horny tour. These are my
0:40.8	last dates. Hi Catherine. Hi Chelsea. Hi my name is Chelsea Joy Handler and I'm here today to
0:48.5	record a podcast in the beautiful city of New Way, the York. Can I just tell you earlier you were
0:56.7	approving videos of yourself doing comedy and giggling and it was the most joyful thing I've ever
1:03.6	seen. Watching you, Giggle. No one's in love with himself as much as I am. I, when my social media
1:16.1	team sends me a bunch of videos, they put them together but they put all these little affectations
1:20.6	on and like words and it was funny and I was yeah, I like, yeah, yeah, I get a kick out of myself.
1:26.4	I love that. Everyone should feel that way honestly. I know I should all really start to love
1:31.2	ourselves a little bit more. I've always been, I've always been pretty high on myself. Well,
1:35.2	not always. I sometimes beat myself up but for the most part now I'm mature enough to be like,
1:38.8	you're a wonderful person. Right. Speaking of being wonderful, I have to, I don't know if you
1:45.2	saw my skims ad but I did. I was so excited that that's what my body looked like. That I can't
1:53.2	even express and then as soon as that shoot was over, what I did was they asked me to do the skims
1:59.4	bra campaign. I was on vacation. I said, listen, I'm going to be on vacation for two months. I'm
2:03.7	not willing to fly back unless you make it worth my while. They made it worth my while. Great. I came
2:07.6	home and gave myself a week. I started to just be more careful about the food and the drinking and
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