Mall Easter Bunny Got Sexually Assaulted While In Costume | 4.7.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Episode 1930 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor Timesstamps 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:30 What we watched over Easter weekend 00:06:40 Formet planet “Pluto” was discovered in 1930, we goof on the guy who discovered it 00:09:15 Man gropes mall Easter Bunny in Pittsburgh 00:23:40 Trick Daddy is beefing with a sorority who shut down his performance at their national conference 00:34:20: FEMA official who claimed to have teleported to a Waffle House thanks to God now has a new and even worse excuse for why he thinks that 00:38:15 Kids on Easter egg hunt discover the remains of a young child Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor.
0:05.0	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:09.0	Nobody does it better.
0:11.0	I ain't repeating myself.
0:12.0	Go ahead, tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare.
0:17.0	And I'm not a racist, and I'm always chilling.
0:20.0	Oh yeah always Oh yeah
0:21.1	And uh
0:23.1	And uh
0:23.6	And uh, welcome to And uh, welcome to episode Good morning!
0:38.6	And welcome to episode 1930 of Hard Factor.
0:44.1	I was expecting a little intro.
0:45.9	I turned it off because I was doing the reads yesterday.
0:49.3	I didn't need it, you know?
0:51.5	I feel you.
0:52.2	Okay.
0:52.7	Yeah.
0:53.0	Well, it was nice to be out. He said no one else will need Okay. Yeah. He didn't need it.
0:55.5	Well, it was nice to just be out.
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