What inappropriate things do female co-workers do to male colleagues? I have one nip that's always

erect. It's a side effect from when it was pierced. Had a female co-worker who loved to walk by

and flick it or outright pinch it. Didn't matter if I was talking to people or just passing her in the

hallway. She thought it was playful and would do it all the time. I found it emasculating

and embarrassing and asked her to stop repeatedly. It was annoying as F. I wanted to handle it quietly,

but she wouldn't stop. Apparently, I was just too sensitive. Actually, it's my nip that's

sensitive. It's okay because you're gay. Gay guys like it. Solution. She did it to me as we were entering a room for a staff meeting.

I said in a slightly above normal voice in front of our entire team,

I need you to stop touching my nips. Never touch me again.

You could hear a pin drop. Got an email from my boss later that day.

Your issue has been addressed. It will not happen

again. How did a comment about my nips become the most viewed thing I've ever done on the internet?

This one I see in the military a lot. Don't demand equality and treatment like men just to turn

around and pull the, but I'm a female, I shouldn't have to do this, excuse.

At a company meeting in front of a lot of our co-workers, a woman snuck up behind me and began

to give me a neck rub without asking me for permission. I was not pleased, but I didn't say anything

because I didn't want to make a scene. When female colleagues massage my neck slash shoulder region with one hand while I'm at my desk,

reverse the rolls, and I would have been seen as the creep.

Oh dear.

Yeah, massage creeps crop up in all sort of situations, and I might have briefly flirted with

being one for a while, but mostly in my circle of friends, and I will discourage

all of that non-consensual touchy-feely crap in others to my dying day.

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