Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, you don't frequently get to see my ugly face while doing the Viva intro golf voice, but I'm using Stream Yard today, so I must.

I present to you a video which could very well be me and my wife pretty much every day of the week.

It's hilarious, on point, and it will make you giggle and LOL.

I showed it to my wife, and she laughed as well.

Behold.

Oh! First of all, it's classic.

And I don't care if you have an adult sense of humor

and you don't find this stuff funny.

The only problem, and I can tell you this from experience as well,

is that children don't appreciate the difference

between a husband smacking his wife's bottom and a child smacking his wife's bottom.

And although both are irritating but are also ultimately appreciated as acts of love, one is more irritating than the other.

And it certainly is when the child smacks the wife's butt because you've been married for 18, how long is it

going to be, 18 years, give or take? I know the proper force that is annoying but not beyond

the limits and a child simply does not. I wanted to start with something irreverent, unrelated to

the heavier subject matter. It's not going to be heavy. Do you guys know who Ron Coleman is?

If you don't know, go read the AI generated three paragraph summary.

If there's one thing I'm not good at and that AI is actually useful for, it's

concisely summarizing someone's a professional career.

Although typically I have to edit out the totally anti-conservative, anti-far-right elements that even Grock gives you. Ron is great. Now, I can't bring up tweets. I can't bring up comments from Rumble because it's not integrated with streamer. Typically, I use Rumble Studio because it's much better. But I don't know if Ron was familiar with Rumble Studio, so I didn't want to bring it in.

But before we even get into today's show, and it's going to be good. We're going to talk Epstein Disclosures, the Bondi DOJ, the actual, an exchange that Ron and I had, I think it was sometime last week, and I was like, Ron, let's talk Viva Voce, we know each other, we like each other, and I think it'll be productive and value added to the world at large, if I can be a little bit hyperbolic.

And then in the after show, which is going to be on Viva Barneslaw.locals.com, not behind a paywall because we are using streamyards.

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