Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, in today's totally random intro intended to highlight the beauty of nature.

Behold the beauty of the owl in the constant interplay between predator and prey and farmer who does not want predator eating his prey,

and listen to the sounds of the birds and how they all go silent at the

end for a very good reason. Behold. Alves have strong talons. This fellow here was eating my chickens.

I'm not going to hurt him.

I just had to grab him to get him out of this,

fuck, chicken house.

And I can't get my finger out of these talons.

This is fucking nuts.

I'm actually surprised the talons are not

the sharp destroying his

quite sharp destroying his hand

I got him

oh my god he got me

I don't know what he's doing right there

there I don't know what he's doing right there.

There's a Napoleon Dynamite reference in here somewhere, I'm told.

I wish we could be friends.

You're fucking cool.

It is amazing.

You look at the eyes of that animal.

And by the way, I've been told by credible scientists that the owl is actually not a smart bird, that it's a misnomer.

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