Welcome to Homemaker's Sheik podcast. It is Monday. What a weekend. Here we are. We're

recording again. Red lips, no jumpers, rescuing the art of homemaking from the daily grind

with red lips and no jumpers. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Season 10, so like

that should, like, just roll off our tons by now. Sometimes we change it up for those

of you that have been with us since day one. Thank you for those of you that haven't. If

you can stand to listen to us work out how to sit behind a microphone, start all over.

Oh. I know. Crinch. Crinchy. That's tough stuff. That's awkward. I was, uh, we announced

Thursday that we're writing our book, Homemaker's Sheik, and so we're going back and we're

listening to episodes, and I was listening to one the other day, and my girls walked

in and they're like, that you sound terrible. Thanks, girls. Thanks so much. Yes, we tried

to figure out on the editing side of things. Like, why does Angela sound terrible? You know,

and this went on and on and on and on and still like crying out loud. I think it was like

eight weeks. It was, okay, that's a long time. Okay. And Stu's like, I don't know. There's

nothing to do. There's something wrong. Does she need a new mic? Does she need a new

mic cord? Turns out the mic was facing the wrong direction. Okay. So they're after me the

whole time. And I'm like, bloody. Guys, I asked you what to buy and you sent me the link

and I bought exactly what you said to buy. I was like, oh my goodness. So finally, if you

see right here, Patreon people, let's see, can I do it backwards right there in like tiny,

tiny, tiny letters. And I didn't have Perry, mental, puzzle eyes back then. So I could read

them, but I didn't even know it was there. It says back. Yeah. So yeah, I launched the

show with Angela having a backwards microphone. What are you? Fabulous. Just fabulous. No, there's

no code. It's a credit card. Sorry. No code. I'm sending my children off with my mom to go

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