Making Deposits Everywhere You Go | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.6 | Always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:18.0 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. These are the finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood. I promise you it will make you feel right at home. But thank you for tuning in. And thank you again for coming out today. And I like to start with something funny. And one day Adam was feeling very lonely. |
| 0:38.6 | God said, Adam, I'm going to make you a companion. |
| 0:41.5 | It's going to be called a woman. |
| 0:43.9 | This person will cook for you, wash your clothes. |
| 0:47.9 | She will bear you children. |
| 0:49.8 | Never ask you to get up in the middle of the night. |
| 0:52.3 | She will not nag you. |
| 0:53.9 | She will agree with every |
| 0:55.0 | decision you make. And if you ever have a disagreement, she'll be the first to admit she was wrong. |
| 1:01.6 | Adam said, wow, God, what will a woman like this cost? God said, an arm and a leg. |
| 1:08.1 | Adam said, what can I get for a rib and the rest is history. |
| 1:13.1 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:14.5 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:16.0 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:17.5 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:19.3 | I have what it says I have. |
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